The Story of Lansing Lotte (Legendary Rock Stars #2) ~ L.B. Dunbar
I get it. I’ve
heard the jokes. My name sounds like some medieval character who was a hero.
Hell, my best friend’s named Arturo King. Ring any medieval bells? But this is
my story and I’m no hero. I also get the jokes. Lancelot is a play on the words
lance and lot, and a lance refers to a sword, which is a euphemism for dick.
What does a man do with his dick? He fucks. A lot. So if my name is Lansing
Lotte, I must be “fucking lot.” Get it? Fucking a lot? Which I’m not saying I
don’t, that’s not the point. Another reference to something sexual. Get my
point? Huh, I made a punny. But again this is my story, and I haven’t done
anything funny. In fact, I’ve killed three women, and only one of them I loved.
Yeah, that’s right? Not laughing now. It’s not funny. And I’m definitely no
This is one
emotional roller coaster!! Starting off with the MAJOR cliffy from the Legend
of Arturo King, The Story of Lansing Lotte jumps right in where we left off.
Guinie is in mourning, Lansing is still hoping for his one chance and Elaine
completely takes advantage of a drunken Lansing, when he drinks himself into a
stupor over Arturo’s accident and missing body.
Guinie is a
mess and starts to latch on to Lansing. She knows he’s wanted her for a long
time, but does she really care about him, or is she just lonely and lost?
the “hero” that he doesn’t want to admit, saves “3A” and her daughter Fleur
from a fire in his building, and their once innocent flirting takes to new
heights when he moves them in with him. Lila and Fleur are everything that
Lansing needs, but doesn’t know it.
Arturo are starting to happen, Ana is pushing Guinevere to move on from Arturo,
no one can get in touch with Mure Lin, we are introduced to Perk’s new girl,
Hollister, ::spoiler alert:: and Elaine is pregnant from the one night with
Lansing. Whew!! Talk about a mouth full (that has two meanings hehehe)!
I love the
spin on the classic King Author, Lancelot and Guinevere love triangle, but I am
so happy that L.B. Dunbar makes a happy ending for Lansing here. After he got
his head out of his ass and realized all the chaos surrounding him, he finally
put a stop to it. Lansing may have saved Lila and Fleur from the fire, but they
saved Lasing from the drama and fire that he was in.